I am a candidate for the vice-presidency of the United States. I got my start temping for William F. Buckley and, as his mind grew increasingly feeble during the last 30 years of his life, I became his ghostwriter. This foray into journalism left ample time for more rigorous academic pursuits.

encephalomonster (at) hotmail.com


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8 Responses to “About”

  1. Seth B Says:

    Bless you.

  2. anniebird Says:

    “Sarah”, I suspect you’re an intellectual heavy-weight and that you really ARE as schooled as you appear. Bully for you, but there’s something inherently icky about someone who uses what they’ve learned to mock others. It’s that lingering stink of deep-seated grad school insecurity that makes the serious adults in the room wish you’d grow up.

  3. missalaska Says:

    Thanks for your feedback, Ms. Noonan!

  4. Jaws1989 Says:

    This is a WONDERFUL example of “free speech.” I have to disagree with anniebird – I think you’re using your God-given intellectual assets to raise sarcasm to an art form. Indeed, bully for you!

    However, even though I usually vote for Democrats, and will likely do so again in this election, I have to say – to be fair – it would be wonderful to see you lampoon the Obama / Biden side as well. Certainly, there is fodder there for someone of your talents. :^)

  5. Mary H Says:

    Thank you so much for being who you really are! You relate to more Americans now after your debate with Biden and you rocked the debate! Keep up the positive attitude and you will prevail and become the next VP of the great USA!

    One advice to you:

    Keep being yourself and keep talking to the middle class like you did at the debate.

  6. ariesgirl Says:

    Can someone tell me if Mary H is serious or not. I don’t get Americans.

    Miss Alaska, I love your blog. Please keep writing.

  7. AndyM Says:

    Utterly priceless. Time consuming to write, but I so much hope that as the thing moves into the last few weeks you keep it up.

    Thank you.

  8. Pepper Says:

    more, please!

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